It was the last day of school before summer break. The last hour of class. All of the students were restless because they had nothing to do for the last hour of class. The teacher announced that the class would play a game. The teacher would say a quote, and whoever could answer who said the quote could leave early.
The teacher starts with "Four Score and Seven years ago."... Little Susie jumps up and shouts "Abe Lincoln". The teachers says "Yes, that is right, You can go home now." Little Johnnie was mad he didnt speak up in time.
The teacher then says "I have a dream." Little Angela jumps up and shouts Dr. Martin Luther King!". The teacher says "Yes, that is right. You can go now." By this time, Johnnie is Furious. He is SO ready to leave.
The teacher then says "Ask not what your Country can do for you, but what you can do for your Country". Lauren jumps up and says "John Kennedy"! The teacher tells her that is correct and gives her permission to leave. Now little Johnnie can't stand it anymore and mumbles to himself "I wish these stupid girls would just shut up." The teacher, hearing this, turns to face the class and says "Who said "I wish these stupid girls would just shut up?""
Little Johnnie springs from his chair, and with excitement in his voice he shouts "TIGER WOODS, SEE YA NEXT YEAR!"
The teacher starts with "Four Score and Seven years ago."... Little Susie jumps up and shouts "Abe Lincoln". The teachers says "Yes, that is right, You can go home now." Little Johnnie was mad he didnt speak up in time.
The teacher then says "I have a dream." Little Angela jumps up and shouts Dr. Martin Luther King!". The teacher says "Yes, that is right. You can go now." By this time, Johnnie is Furious. He is SO ready to leave.
The teacher then says "Ask not what your Country can do for you, but what you can do for your Country". Lauren jumps up and says "John Kennedy"! The teacher tells her that is correct and gives her permission to leave. Now little Johnnie can't stand it anymore and mumbles to himself "I wish these stupid girls would just shut up." The teacher, hearing this, turns to face the class and says "Who said "I wish these stupid girls would just shut up?""
Little Johnnie springs from his chair, and with excitement in his voice he shouts "TIGER WOODS, SEE YA NEXT YEAR!"
