SuperDave
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight
around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in
his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying, " Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and
froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and
continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, " Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you"
The burglar relaxed "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
" Moses ," replied the bird.
" Moses ?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses ?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
D
around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in
his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying, " Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and
froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and
continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, " Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you"
The burglar relaxed "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
" Moses ," replied the bird.
" Moses ?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses ?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
D
