Italian boy's confession

[gerryr]

This could only happen with a little Italian kid!

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'

'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?"

'4 months vacation and five good leads.'

 

[Stevej72]

Hey Gerry, that is a good one, I might have to use it the next time it is my turn for a joke a Toastmasters.

 

[fernhills]

THANKS I NEEDED THAT

 

[PenWorks]

ROTFLMAO Sure we are easy marks.

What ever happened to all the good Polock jokes
I think the blonde jokes replaced them

 

[GaryMGg]

Now that's funny

 

[jwoodwright]

Anthony, as requested:

Three guys on a deserted Island find a lamp in the sand... They try and clean it and a Genie appears! The Genie states he is allowed to grant three wishs. He'll give one wish to each man. The French man says he wants to go to Paris, "poof" he's gone, the English wants London, "poof" he's gone, the dumb guy goes gee, I miss my friends, I wish they were here...