Investment Tips for 2008

[rlharding]

Investment tips for 2008

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2008 for all of you with any money
left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can
get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join
forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and
become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women
will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally ....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under
the new name:
TittyTittyBang Bang

 

[CaptG]

Thank you Ruth, I needed that humor.

 

[DozerMite]

Ruth,
I was reading these to my wife and she spit water all over herself.
Thanks

 

[rlharding]

A little light humour is good for the belly......good job your wife wasn't drinking red wine.

 

[alamocdc]

ROTFLMAO! Good one, Ruth!

 

[OKLAHOMAN]

Needed a good belly laugh as I just had a round with (Direct TV.[V]).

 

[R2]

Very clever.!![}]

 

[MarkHix]

These are really funny! Long day. I needed the laughs.

 

[opfoto]

Ruth ...
very funny...
Thanks for the laughs.

 

[loglugger]

Thanks Ruth realy enjoyed that.
Bob

 

[wdcav1952]

Trolling again, Ruth?

 

[rjwolfe3]

My wife loved these. thanks for the laughs.

 

[alamocdc]

Originally posted by wdcav1952

Trolling again, Ruth?

Yep... and she caught YOU!!!![}]