pete00
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After visiting a few topics last night I got to thinking how neat this place was. It’s like a huge family with a big house, that has hundreds of rooms. Let me take you on a tour, incase you haven’t visited every room.
Off in the kitchens we have the insomniacs getting a late night snack and telling the wife “ill be right up, just have to do one more thing in the shop.†Of course her reply starts with “ I swear you rather be in the shop instead of…….†Well you know how it ends.
There’s a ruckus going on in this room, the kids are fighting again, so I stick my head in and tell them to behave or I’ll send them up to there room. Oops there already in it, with tv, vcr, xbox, beer keg and frig, so I guess there’s no reason for them to behave. Ill just close the door and let them be.
There seems to be a group meeting with profound thoughts and discussion coming out from this room, let’s go in.
“how do I unglue my fingers from the bushing.â€, ………â€hey I found this great way to dry wood, all ya gotta do is get an extension cord, cut one end and nail the two ends to a piece of wood, then plug it in. You just have to be careful of………
“is it sand, glue then assemble, or glue, sand assembleâ€â€¦....“Maybe I shouldn’t have used my 10,000 psi compressor to stabilize my wood in the glass jar, although the splatter on the wall looks cool, wonder what she’ll think.
We should go visit another room, seems to be some critiquing of posted items going on.
Did you see the great wine stopper that Fangar posted the other day…...yea, what kind of sick mind can come up with stuff like that day after day.
Or how about what “he who soars above us and must not be named,†(although he’s on the back of a dollar bill) did. Took 9000 toothpicks, glued them together and posted a great looking pen…..yea another sickoo.
Boy im glad were not weird like that, let me show you my slimline I did last night….â€hey great Job!!â€
Talk about sicko’s how about the guy that posted nothing and 4000 other sickos responded with more nothings. Egads….this place is full of strange people.
Perhaps another room is in order. The door says “Memorable Moments†Looks like a bunch of shelves with things on them. Ah… this one says, my first pen, I guess it really doesn’t have to be functional.
My first sale, I remember that day. Ran up to the wife and said look I sold a pen for twenty bucks !!! I tend to block out traumatic events but the conversation was something to the effect “ you dummy you’ve spent 10,000 dollars on stuff and sold a pen for twenty dollars, you……â€
Ahhhh yes , my first exploding pen blank, did I ever send my shorts to the cleaners.
Oh look here’s my first “Pete you did that !!!..... why your wonderful†Not sure why my wife wont let me sell to her.
Here’s my first piece of locally cut wood, an elm branch. How was I supposed to know the guys wife was buried under it…..
We’ll have to come back here later, lots of memories.
Off to the next room, it labeled, Dad’s Room, lets peek in.
Hmm….. there Jeff sleeping on the sofa after a hard days work of keeping the house together…….lets just say thanks and not bother him.
What do we have here the “Family Roomâ€
Well hi everyone, how’s it going. Was just visiting the memories and special moments. Despite all our differences, we all have that room in common.
Well im typing while driving to work, meet you back at the house for coffee. Hey, there’s a good looking tree in that yard, do I have the chain saw in the back………….
Off in the kitchens we have the insomniacs getting a late night snack and telling the wife “ill be right up, just have to do one more thing in the shop.†Of course her reply starts with “ I swear you rather be in the shop instead of…….†Well you know how it ends.
There’s a ruckus going on in this room, the kids are fighting again, so I stick my head in and tell them to behave or I’ll send them up to there room. Oops there already in it, with tv, vcr, xbox, beer keg and frig, so I guess there’s no reason for them to behave. Ill just close the door and let them be.
There seems to be a group meeting with profound thoughts and discussion coming out from this room, let’s go in.
“how do I unglue my fingers from the bushing.â€, ………â€hey I found this great way to dry wood, all ya gotta do is get an extension cord, cut one end and nail the two ends to a piece of wood, then plug it in. You just have to be careful of………
“is it sand, glue then assemble, or glue, sand assembleâ€â€¦....“Maybe I shouldn’t have used my 10,000 psi compressor to stabilize my wood in the glass jar, although the splatter on the wall looks cool, wonder what she’ll think.
We should go visit another room, seems to be some critiquing of posted items going on.
Did you see the great wine stopper that Fangar posted the other day…...yea, what kind of sick mind can come up with stuff like that day after day.
Or how about what “he who soars above us and must not be named,†(although he’s on the back of a dollar bill) did. Took 9000 toothpicks, glued them together and posted a great looking pen…..yea another sickoo.
Boy im glad were not weird like that, let me show you my slimline I did last night….â€hey great Job!!â€
Talk about sicko’s how about the guy that posted nothing and 4000 other sickos responded with more nothings. Egads….this place is full of strange people.
Perhaps another room is in order. The door says “Memorable Moments†Looks like a bunch of shelves with things on them. Ah… this one says, my first pen, I guess it really doesn’t have to be functional.
My first sale, I remember that day. Ran up to the wife and said look I sold a pen for twenty bucks !!! I tend to block out traumatic events but the conversation was something to the effect “ you dummy you’ve spent 10,000 dollars on stuff and sold a pen for twenty dollars, you……â€
Ahhhh yes , my first exploding pen blank, did I ever send my shorts to the cleaners.
Oh look here’s my first “Pete you did that !!!..... why your wonderful†Not sure why my wife wont let me sell to her.
Here’s my first piece of locally cut wood, an elm branch. How was I supposed to know the guys wife was buried under it…..
We’ll have to come back here later, lots of memories.
Off to the next room, it labeled, Dad’s Room, lets peek in.
Hmm….. there Jeff sleeping on the sofa after a hard days work of keeping the house together…….lets just say thanks and not bother him.
What do we have here the “Family Roomâ€
Well hi everyone, how’s it going. Was just visiting the memories and special moments. Despite all our differences, we all have that room in common.
Well im typing while driving to work, meet you back at the house for coffee. Hey, there’s a good looking tree in that yard, do I have the chain saw in the back………….
] then you can buy more wood and tools for the shop [
