I confess .... I've used steroids.

[DocStram]

Well, there's one hour to go before the Mitchell Report is released to the press. I can't stand the anticipation of the pain and personal torture that I have been going thru. So, right up front, I would like to openly confess to my fellow penturners that .... Yes ... I have used steroids over the past two years. Actually, it was a steroidal cream for my dermatitis. None the less, it has effected my penturning. I just feel the need to confess. [B)]
I wonder if it has effected Roger Clemens' penturning skills??? [}]

 

[byounghusband]

Now Al,
Thank you for being up front with us. That is the first step in the healing process.
But your actions must be harshly dealt with, so that younger turners will NOT follow your path to 'roid rage and blown out pen blanks, etc!!
You are hearby ordered to send me <u>all</u> of your pen blanks and kits. Also any money made through the selling of your pens during the stated past two years must be donated to IAP.
I'm sorry if you feel that this punishment is severe, but we must take this action for your own good. We are here for you.[][][]

 

[Gary Max]

I never even inhaled----that's my story and I am sticking to it.

 

[gokartergo]

I was just sticking the need in my arm....But I didn't now what was in it...[:I]

 

[alamocdc]

Al, you really have to quit conversing with Ang so much. Yes, confession may be good for the soul, but this tack you have been taking of late is scaring your friends. Some things should be left "in the closet." [}][]

 

[les-smith]

Just saw some of the report. Not Roger Clemens. Can you believe it. It makes sense, but Dang I wished it wasn't so.

 

[wood-of-1kind]

DocStram and steroids? I don't believe it, especially since your 'miniscule' pens are never posted in the IAP photo album. Now, Marc Phillips that I would believe. Did you see the size of his baseball bat sized cigar pens? Now that's a man that appreciates the true value of 'roids'[)][]

-Peter-[]

 

[maxwell_smart007]

I inhale steroids all the time! Mind you, it's my asthma medication! []

 

[R2]

Never mind the steroids, we've all been glue sniffers forever!! I'll bet Brisbane to a brick that that has more effect on our work.[}][}][}]

 

[wdcav1952]

I was wondering why you were bulking up, now I know. Just curious, are your slim line pens shrinking?? [}][]

 

[IPD_Mrs]

Originally posted by wdcav1952
<br />I was wondering why you were bulking up, now I know. Just curious, are your slim line pens shrinking?? [}][]

Why do you ask Cav was that your first hand experience? [:0]

 

[wdcav1952]

Unfortunately, if your slim line starts off small, shrikage is hard, uh I mean difficult, to detect. []

 

[TBone]

I didn't inhale the glue or injec the um..ster....uh..uh..dude, what were we talking about?? Oh yeah baseball....who's playing? I think some guy named Mitchell is pitching. [8D][8D]

 

[airrat]

My Doctor didnt tell me Advair was a steroid. I just thought I was toning up at my age.

 

[Mudder]

I think that we'll have to ask Jeff to put an asterisk next to your name.[8D]

 

[Mike in Nanaimo]

I'll tell you I have to take steroid pills 3 times with every chemo treatment and they ain't very nice. Believe me you don't want them! 2 days of Hiccups and 2 nights of no sleep gauranteed. Come May I hope to never see another one. But I'll beable to think back and laugh about it. I am a survvior!

 

[thewishman]

Is this the NEW DocStram we heard about last week?????


Chris

 

[pssherman]

That is grossly un-natural. Looks more like a mutation than a human.

Paul in AR

 

[TAFFJ]

How did you turn him?

 

[Marc Phillips]

Originally posted by wood-of-1kind
<br />DocStram and steroids? I don't believe it, especially since your 'miniscule' pens are never posted in the IAP photo album. Now, Marc Phillips that I would believe. Did you see the size of his baseball bat sized cigar pens? Now that's a man that appreciates the true value of 'roids'[)][]

-Peter-[]

I thought it was just wood treatment for Osage Orange! ... honest! []

 

[Rojo22]

Obviously the "clear" finish that Doc is using has been showing some results, but the "white" finish, we still need to check into that one...

 

[Wolfdancer]

Hey Mike I know what you mean. I get 8 steroid injections right into the core of my spine every 4 weeks just to be able to walk. As my spine is slowly rotting away. They hurt like hell, make you on the eritable side, and do keep you up. I have gone 3 days with out sleep due to that, Then you crash for days as you have no energy at all. I hope some day I will be a survivor some day.

 

[kent4Him]

Originally posted by wdcav1952
<br />Unfortunately, if your slim line starts off small, shrikage is hard, uh I mean difficult, to detect. []

Shrinkage? Don't go swimming to avoid that problem.