Scott
Member
Yes, the Ugly Pen Contest is so close I can smell it!
Monday February 9th is the beginning of this amazing contest! Gather up those ugly pens that you've been ashamed to admit, and get your entry ready for Monday! I've had a huge response already! People are literally sitting on pins and needles, awaiting the open season on this year's ugly pens. The prizes this year are ENORMOUS! Don't be a slow-learner. Have your entries ready to go! I have posted the rules already in the Bash Forum, so there are no secret rituals this year.
You say you've never made an ugly pen? Well, we have a Liar's Contest too! But say you really don't have any ugly pens around - you gave them away to enemies or politicians - then never fear! You can make an Ugly Pen now, on purpose, to enter this contest. And even though I can't guarantee that everyone will win a prize, I can foresee that everyone who enters this contest will be a bit taller, more attractive to the opposite sex, have fresher breath, will never lose another pen-part in the shavings by the lathe, and dare I say it, even be SMARTER as a result of their participation here!
So get ready! Here it comes! This year's Ugly Pen Contest promises to be a real humdinger of a party - don't be caught missing it!
Scott.
Monday February 9th is the beginning of this amazing contest! Gather up those ugly pens that you've been ashamed to admit, and get your entry ready for Monday! I've had a huge response already! People are literally sitting on pins and needles, awaiting the open season on this year's ugly pens. The prizes this year are ENORMOUS! Don't be a slow-learner. Have your entries ready to go! I have posted the rules already in the Bash Forum, so there are no secret rituals this year.
You say you've never made an ugly pen? Well, we have a Liar's Contest too! But say you really don't have any ugly pens around - you gave them away to enemies or politicians - then never fear! You can make an Ugly Pen now, on purpose, to enter this contest. And even though I can't guarantee that everyone will win a prize, I can foresee that everyone who enters this contest will be a bit taller, more attractive to the opposite sex, have fresher breath, will never lose another pen-part in the shavings by the lathe, and dare I say it, even be SMARTER as a result of their participation here!
So get ready! Here it comes! This year's Ugly Pen Contest promises to be a real humdinger of a party - don't be caught missing it!
Scott.