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Paul in OKC

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Bill was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was REALLY angry.

She told him, "To make up for your thoughtlessness, tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Bill got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. It wasn’t as large as she expected but she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, confident the box probably contained a set of keys.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bill has been missing since Friday.

Please pray for him.
 
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Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says,

'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over two months.'

Earl spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over...
...women like that are hard to find.'
 
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