Humor: Fly Sex

[GaryMGg]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

 

[txbatons]

That's a good one! []

 

[bgray]

I have another fly joke...

Two flies are sitting on a piece of horse poop.
The one fly farts real bad.
The other says, "Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here."

 

[wudnhed]

LOL to both!

 

[MarkHix]

lol my kind of jokes!

The termite walked into the bar and said "where's the bar tender?"

It's ok, my kids don't laugh either.

 

[mrplace]

Originally posted by MarkHix
<br />lol my kind of jokes!

The termite walked into the bar and said "where's the bar tender?"

It's ok, my kids don't laugh either.

OMG, I had to read that four times before it dawned on me.[B)]

 

[bgray]

Originally posted by mrplace
<br />

Originally posted by MarkHix
<br />lol my kind of jokes!

The termite walked into the bar and said "where's the bar tender?"

It's ok, my kids don't laugh either.

OMG, I had to read that four times before it dawned on me.[B)]

Me too.

 

[toolcrazy]

Originally posted by bgray43050
<br />

Originally posted by mrplace
<br />

Originally posted by MarkHix
<br />lol my kind of jokes!

The termite walked into the bar and said "where's the bar tender?"

It's ok, my kids don't laugh either.

OMG, I had to read that four times before it dawned on me.[B)]

Me too.

Well, your doing better than I. I don't get it. Oh well. []

 

[cutterwoodjoe]

I loved it []

 

[angboy]

Well, your doing better than I. I don't get it. Oh well. []

Bar... tender... soft for a termite to bite into! It took me a few seconds to get it too. One of those slight delays in laughing where the person telling the joke in person would wonder if they flopped!