Handling life crises

[GaryMGg]

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and
said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blond."

"Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a
plasma screen tv, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old women. It seems
to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

Now, my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white tv.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid life
crises!

 

[TBone]

I think I've had the same conversation []

 

[MarkHix]

I know NOT to have that conversation.

 

[penhead]

Conversations that start like that is why I put a second floor on the shop with a fridge and sofa up there

 

[Glass Scratcher]

Originally posted by penhead
<br />Conversations that start like that is why I put a second floor on the shop with a fridge and sofa up there

I think I will have to make a note for the architect for the new house and workshop, especially the workshop.

 

[tipusnr]

I've heard that before but it's STILL amusing. Thanks for bringing it up again. I needed it as I was expecting something else. Life is annoying me constantly lately and I was looking to see what else was happening.

 

[RonSchmitt]

When my wife turned 40 I told her maybe it was time I traded her in for a couple of 20 year olds, she informed me " your'e not wired for 220 ".

 

[angboy]

Glad you men can laugh at yourselves- it's well deserved! [}][}]

 

[alamocdc]

I wouldn't trade my 50 year old for even one 25... 1) I'm not sure I could keep up w/her (even though it might be fun trying), and 2) I'm not terribly fond of the attitude I find in most of them (based on my experience w/the three that work for me).

 

[Paul in OKC]

A guy told his wife that when she hit 40 he was going to trade her in for 2 20's. She told him he wasn't wired for 220[]