Glass of water ?

[onewaywood]

My out look on life is the glass is half empty,
my wife's out look is the glass is half full,
does that mean we have a full glass ?????????

 

[leehljp]

Yes? []

 

[Blind_Squirrel]

If you base it on your wife's perspective (accentuate positive). Based on your perspective (accentuate negative) you would have an empty glass of water.

 

[wdcav1952]

I think that it means you are both half drunk. []

 

[tnilmerl]

An engineer says you'd have a container inappropriately sized for its contents.

But tell me. If a tree falls in a forest, and a man alone is there to hear it fall, is it still the man's fault?

 

[ballpark_andy]

Just be glad your glass in not broke[]

 

[GaryMGg]

Give your wife your half and you'll both reach the goal you envision [}][}] [)][]

 

[kent4Him]

Originally posted by tnilmerl
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But tell me. If a tree falls in a forest, and a man alone is there to hear it fall...

Does he get to keep the wood?

 

[RonRaymond]

Originally posted by onewaywood
<br />My out look on life is the glass is half empty,
my wife's out look is the glass is half full,
does that mean we have a full glass ?????????

No...It just means she gets the bottom half and you get the top half![]

 

[beamer]

I'd say yer glasses are too big ... downsize and consolidate

 

[great12b4ever]

Well you have thrown us a curve as it is hard to judge by your description. If her glass is a shot glass, and yours is a 44oz big-gulp glass, then you would definitely be drunker than she is. or vice-versa. You would need to calculate the volume of each glass, =taking into account the conical shape and multiplying by the right co second to get the accurate volume. This can be found by multiplying the circumference by pi at top and bottom and then the height to get the level of liquor. You would also need to account for the proof of the liquor to get the total amount of alcohol and then take into account the temperature because if one is chilled and one is warmed, the chilled would have more alcohol content due to the expansion of the molecular structure of the liquor. Then you would have to allow for the body weight of the individual drinking the liquor and their propensity for handling alcohol and.... my head hurts I need another drink. []

Rob

 

[great12b4ever]

Didn't mean to double post

 

[cowchaser]

The glass is cracked and will never be full. You just have to keep refilling it.

 

[jimmyers]

"WE" would have a half empty glass and she would have a half full glass.

Don't you know you have "Our" glass and she has "Her" glass?

 

[guts]

lol,drink from an aluminum can and neither one will know how the other one has.

 

[Fred]

As far as delicate measurement of the liquor ... forget the measuring and just drink from the bottle! [)]

 

[jeffj13]

Originally posted by kent4Him
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Originally posted by tnilmerl
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But tell me. If a tree falls in a forest, and a man alone is there to hear it fall...

Does he get to keep the wood?

Now, that's funny.