Friday Humor!

[Rollerbob]

A man sitting at a bar, having a beer, when a very pretty young lady walks in and sits at the other end of the bar. After a few more beers, the man finally gets the nerve to go over to her and asked,"where have you been all my life"? She looks at him and says, "teething"!:biggrin:

 

[AceMrFixIt]

Guy walks into a bar.....then he backs up and walks into the door.

 

[Dalecamino]

A man sitting at a bar, having a beer, when a very pretty young lady walks in and sits at the other end of the bar. After a few more beers, the man finally gets the nerve to go over to her and asked,"where have you been all my life"? She looks at him and says, "teething"!:biggrin:

Thought I asked you not to tell anybody about that ! :redface::biggrin:

 

[GoodTurns]

three blondes walk into a bar....you would expect at least one of them to duck....

 

[Rodger Bagwell]

Blonde walks into a building....and says OUCH

 

[ngeb528]

Did you hear about the guy who got his visectomy at Sears? Every time he got excited his garage door went up and down.