Wmcullen
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I was asleep when the room filled with light. I looked outside and a space ship landed next to the house.
Outside the window a guy in a helmet shouted up at me, "I need to make repairs!"
I waved and put on pants.
When I got outside he said "I need tools. Do you have hydrospanners?"
I nodded and opened the garage.
He saw my lathe and asked, "Do you turn?"
"In fact I do. Pens mostly. I find it relax...."
"My entire home world is dedicated to turning pens."
"Really?"
"Yes. I'm a Mandrel-orian."
I heard about these guys. They're fanatics... they only use mandrels... absolutely no Turning Between Centers (TBC). Something to do with a planetary civil war eons ago between factions. War raged for centuries, regimes were toppled, billions died. Definitely a subject to be avoided.
I heard myself ask "So why don't you guys Turn Between Centers?"
His hand moved to his hip.
Sometimes my mouth doesn't get the memo from my brain.
The Problem
I explained I love my mandrel now. But early on I had two recurring difficulties: knowing how much to tighten the nut and the mandrels bowing over time.
These problems seemed to cascade into other areas and kept me from enjoying pen turning.
The Solution
He said, "Throw the tightening nut away. Use a Mandrel Saver instead."
https://www.pennstateind.com/store/PKMS2SET.html
He explained it's faster and better. "This is the way."
I offered the Mandrelorian a Dr. Pepper but he refused.
He said his people like using a mandrel because they can assemble pens on the lathe and begin visualizing the design's proportions more easily.
I told him a lot of people on the Interstellar Association of Penturners (IAP) like to Turn Between Centers and are doing amazing work.
But he was not open to the idea. Oh well.
Summary
The Mandrelorian made some good points even if he was a bit inflexible.
I handed him the hydrospanners and he noticed the handle was marked in sharpie with "Property of Corellian Shipyards."
I explained I got them on ebay and asked, "Do they take that kind of stuff seriously on Corellia?"
"Yep," he said, "Pretty seriously."