KDM
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I'm about to have a rant. Get ready. I'll start with some terminology. (I like folk to understand my language when I'm ranting, and I'm aware that most of my audience is probably in the US where the English is different from that used in England, which is a whole different rant located at many different blogs across the wworld.)
I think I've pretty well outlined the purpose of all the other lights on the dangerous end of your car. In UK law, you're not allowed to "cause undue dazzle to other road users." Undue dazzle is what you get when some <insert expletive here> uses his 80W foglamps in the middle of the summer, even though this power output is in excess of typical Main Beams.
Most modern cars imported into the UK cannot display fog lamps unless sidelights (AKA parking lights) are also engaged. How do they do it? Have they modified the wiring loom? WHY do they do it? Are they so ugly that they choose to blind oncoming drivers rather than being seen?
Fair enough, if you forget to switch your foglamps off having just come down out of the mountains, you're maybe just a little bit stupid, perhaps not having the brainpower to drive anything more powerful than an electric razor. BUT if you actually modify your car so you can put your cosmetic lights on at an inappropriate time, then you deserve the maximum penalty: castration. (In case you pass on the faulty gene.)
Can you guess what happened to me today? In town (well away from mountains) on one of the finest days the UK has seen in as long as I can remember, I was coming round a corner on a road I know well, to encounter some halfwit displaying nothing but excessive foglights. I glanced in the mirror and (despite being 'dazzled') established that there was nothing behind me and hit the brakes.
To tell the truth, I was lucky. I realised milliseconds later that just because you don't see something doesn't mean it's not there.
Who are these people? Why do they do it? Are you one of them? Can you help me?
NB: having opened with what may be considered an irritation to my American cousins, I hasten to add that I find Americans to be among the most cautious, polite, considerate drivers in the Western world. I suspect that such idiot behaviour simply doesn't happen in the US. You folk really do watch the road ahead and look out for Muppetts-with-permits.
- Main Beam: Should be the biggest, brightest headlight you have on your car. The one that you're only supposed to use when there is no oncoming traffic and you're the lead vehicle.
- Dipped Beam: The headlight you can use when it's dark, but you're not the lead vehicle, or there is oncoming traffic.
- Sidelights: Not really legislated for, but designed to present the width of the vehicle at night, particularly when you're parked in an otherwise inappropriate location.
- Headlights: The combination of main beam, dipped beam and sidelights.
- Auxiliary lights: anything else, including foglamps.
I think I've pretty well outlined the purpose of all the other lights on the dangerous end of your car. In UK law, you're not allowed to "cause undue dazzle to other road users." Undue dazzle is what you get when some <insert expletive here> uses his 80W foglamps in the middle of the summer, even though this power output is in excess of typical Main Beams.
Most modern cars imported into the UK cannot display fog lamps unless sidelights (AKA parking lights) are also engaged. How do they do it? Have they modified the wiring loom? WHY do they do it? Are they so ugly that they choose to blind oncoming drivers rather than being seen?
Fair enough, if you forget to switch your foglamps off having just come down out of the mountains, you're maybe just a little bit stupid, perhaps not having the brainpower to drive anything more powerful than an electric razor. BUT if you actually modify your car so you can put your cosmetic lights on at an inappropriate time, then you deserve the maximum penalty: castration. (In case you pass on the faulty gene.)
Can you guess what happened to me today? In town (well away from mountains) on one of the finest days the UK has seen in as long as I can remember, I was coming round a corner on a road I know well, to encounter some halfwit displaying nothing but excessive foglights. I glanced in the mirror and (despite being 'dazzled') established that there was nothing behind me and hit the brakes.
To tell the truth, I was lucky. I realised milliseconds later that just because you don't see something doesn't mean it's not there.
Who are these people? Why do they do it? Are you one of them? Can you help me?
NB: having opened with what may be considered an irritation to my American cousins, I hasten to add that I find Americans to be among the most cautious, polite, considerate drivers in the Western world. I suspect that such idiot behaviour simply doesn't happen in the US. You folk really do watch the road ahead and look out for Muppetts-with-permits.
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