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[brokenbit]

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day, so she eases it
over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two
cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle
facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to
approaching drivers...Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and
backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the Disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down Officer," says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene Cardboard pictures doing here by the
road?!" asks the Officer...

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"

 

[PenWorks]

HA HA, this must be joke Thursday.

You know I heard a thousand blonde jokes and do you think I can remember one to type here this morning [:0] It must be all the saw dust glogging my brain waives.

 

[England14]

Not a joke , this really happened. Went to the post office one morning and a blond walked up to the door in front of me and pulled on it. The door did not budge, she turned around and muttered "must be closed today". I walked up pushed the door open and walked in.

 

[WWAtty]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/goldberg/229551714/

 

[redfishsc]

Originally posted by England14

Not a joke , this really happened. Went to the post office one morning and a blond walked up to the door in front of me and pulled on it. The door did not budge, she turned around and muttered "must be closed today". I walked up pushed the door open and walked in.

I used to work at a Chic-Fil-A as the asst. manager. I remember MANY mornings that I would pull into the place at 5AM and see two cars pull up to the door. One guy gets out, tries to open the door (mind you, all the lights are out and the chairs are stacked on the tables), and the door doesn't open. Gets in his car and drives off. 3 minutes later, while I am still not out of my car, the second guy in the other car gets out and tries the same thing. Lights still out, chairs still stacked. Oh brother.

 

[tipusnr]

Be careful...."blond moments" can happen to anyone. My office has two doors, each with a light switch next to it. Earlier this week I was tired and getting ready to go home. I went to the first door, locked it and reached up and turned off the lights. It was 1530 (3:30 PM) and there was sufficient light coming in the window to see so I went to the other door, locked it while holding it open with my foot and....sure enough...reached up and turned the lights back on!

Luckily there was no one else around but it bothered me all during my trip to the timeclock and then the truck.