jughead
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In the back woods of ___________(insert state of choice here), a man's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there Mr.!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man... It seems there's yet another one!" cried the doctor.
The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor................
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Do you think it's the light that's attractin' them?"
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there Mr.!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's yet another one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man... It seems there's yet another one!" cried the doctor.
The new father scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor................
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Do you think it's the light that's attractin' them?"
