thewishman
Member
Mr. ed4copies,
Whereas you have embraced the advice of my client, Mr. thewishman, and made his "Resinator" suggestion for your moniker as a part of your signature in red,
And whereas this signature now appears in all 6,146 of your posts on this web address,
And whereas my client's offering of said appellation was made with the expectation of a credited citation,
And whereas Mr. thewishman now has hurt feelings,
Therefore, be it so ordered that you remit to my client the sum of 6,146 nickels for past uses and $0.05 for each future, uncredited, use of the sobriquet "Resinator".
Furthermore, be it so ordered that each nickel is, in my client's words, "Really, really shiny, or have cool pichers (sic) on 'em, like, you know, like buffalos (sic) or other neat stuff."
In a menacing tone,
Mr. thewishman's Lawyer
P.S. I really am a lawyer - so don't try to mess around.
Whereas you have embraced the advice of my client, Mr. thewishman, and made his "Resinator" suggestion for your moniker as a part of your signature in red,
And whereas this signature now appears in all 6,146 of your posts on this web address,
And whereas my client's offering of said appellation was made with the expectation of a credited citation,
And whereas Mr. thewishman now has hurt feelings,
Therefore, be it so ordered that you remit to my client the sum of 6,146 nickels for past uses and $0.05 for each future, uncredited, use of the sobriquet "Resinator".
Furthermore, be it so ordered that each nickel is, in my client's words, "Really, really shiny, or have cool pichers (sic) on 'em, like, you know, like buffalos (sic) or other neat stuff."
In a menacing tone,
Mr. thewishman's Lawyer
P.S. I really am a lawyer - so don't try to mess around.
