Doctors never laugh (funny)

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Since it seems the heat is getting to everyone, How about a funny?

This was posted on BT3central and I thought I'd share it over here:



Doctors never laugh


Before the examination, Bob asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients problems.
..the Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Bob replied.
 
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Edited for spelling errors!!! :D



Originally posted by Russianwolf

Since it seems the heat is getting to everyone, How about a funny?

This was posted on BT3central and I thought I'd share it over here:



Doctors never laugh


Before the examination, Ed asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients problems.
..the Doctor replied "Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied.
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Cav, you're just mean I mean plain old ornery mean, But amazingly funny at the same time, Did you attend the Marquise De`Sade School of Dentistry??:D:D
 
To my dear friend, Cav:

I thought we agreed NOT to say anything about that publicly.

To the rest of you:

I will be happy to write a lengthy and hilarious response; however, you need to arrange a "password protected" for this thread, due to the "family" nature of the site.

It would involve stories of my drinking days and the efforts that may have been put forth by "dates", engaged in exploring. Best leave it there until the password is in place.:D:D:D
 
Originally posted by wdcav1952

Originally posted by bitshird

Cav, you're just mean I mean plain old ornery mean, But amazingly funny at the same time, Did you attend the Marquise De`Sade School of Dentistry??:D:D
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Why yes, how did you know?? :D:D:D;)
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Cav; Here all this time I thought Steve Martin played the dentist in "Little Shop of Horrors" but I must have been mistaken..... :D
 
Originally posted by ed4copies

To my dear friend, Cav:

I thought we agreed NOT to say anything about that publicly.

To the rest of you:

I will be happy to write a lengthy and hilarious response; however, you need to arrange a "password protected" for this thread, due to the "family" nature of the site.

It would involve stories of my drinking days and the efforts that may have been put forth by "dates", engaged in exploring. Best leave it there until the password is in place.:D:D:D
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I see mention of exploring Ed, but no mention of finding?:D
 
Well, Angela,(and others)

I have a lot in common with Timex.

"Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!!"

I have ALWAYS encouraged exploration. Leads to EDucation, you know.

(By the way, GREAT to see you BACK, Angela!!!!!!!!!!)
 
Thanks Ed! I'm thinking Cav has some explaining to do though- a little what is it that I have? The usual things I think Cav might think of aren't really little I don't think... [:X] Care to elaborate Cav?
 
Originally posted by angboy

Thanks Ed! I'm thinking Cav has some explaining to do though- a little what is it that I have? The usual things I think Cav might think of aren't really little I don't think... [:X] Care to elaborate Cav?
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Ah, Angela, carefully re-read Eric's post. That is the reference.

BTW, after I checked out the photos on your MySpace site, I have NO complaints!!!![:0][:0][:0][:0][:0];)
 
Originally posted by wdcav1952

Originally posted by angboy

Thanks Ed! I'm thinking Cav has some explaining to do though- a little what is it that I have? The usual things I think Cav might think of aren't really little I don't think... [:X] Care to elaborate Cav?
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Ah, Angela, carefully re-read Eric's post. That is the reference.

BTW, after I checked out the photos on your MySpace site, I have NO complaints!!!![:0][:0][:0][:0][:0];)
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It was the "one" part that I was confused by- I liked Eric's post, I just wanted to make sure no one thought I only had one... of something...[:I]

And I don't know whose myspace page you were drooling over, but it wasn't mine Cav! My myspace page is pretty pathetic- dying a slow death as one friend put it- perhaps you were seeing her picture on my myspace page. But now I do have pictures I could send you that might make you drool... [:p][:p][:p][:p]
 
No Cav because Angela has a big heart. Welcome Back Ang.

Eric

P.S. Cav we're family here so you don't have to be so formal and can just call me Eric. In fact, I hope to meet you someday face to face - maybe November when I drive through for the holidays and my class reunion.
 
Originally posted by ericw95

No Cav because Angela has a big heart. Welcome Back Ang.

Eric

P.S. Cav we're family here so you don't have to be so formal and can just call me Eric. In fact, I hope to meet you someday face to face - maybe November when I drive through for the holidays and my class reunion.
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Eric,

I would look forward to that. I have enjoyed meeting some of my fellow turners in person. Where did you graduate from?
 
Originally posted by wdcav1952

WHOA!!!!! I just got the pictures in from Angela, and now I think I need therapy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [}:)][}:)][}:)];)
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Come on now, Cav, I've seen photos of Ang (but not those from the sound of it) and she looks FINE to me. And certainly nothing I'd need therapy for![}:)]:D
 
Originally posted by wdcav1952

OK, you got me!! Still, saying "from where did you graduate?" sounds stilted even to me. :D[:eek:)][:I]
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I think we all expected,

"Whence ist thine alma mater??"

(you know, informal, conversational British!!):D:D
 
Originally posted by alamocdc

Originally posted by wdcav1952

WHOA!!!!! I just got the pictures in from Angela, and now I think I need therapy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [}:)][}:)][}:)];)
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Come on now, Cav, I've seen photos of Ang (but not those from the sound of it) and she looks FINE to me. And certainly nothing I'd need therapy for![}:)]:D
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I'm going to choose to believe that it was a compliment- like Cav was so overwhelmed by my beauty he's only saying he needs therapy, as a ploy to try to get to see me... But if I'm wrong, then Billy's my new best friend and champion!!
 
Originally posted by angboy

Originally posted by alamocdc

Originally posted by wdcav1952

WHOA!!!!! I just got the pictures in from Angela, and now I think I need therapy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [}:)][}:)][}:)];)
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Come on now, Cav, I've seen photos of Ang (but not those from the sound of it) and she looks FINE to me. And certainly nothing I'd need therapy for![}:)]:D
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I'm going to choose to believe that it was a compliment- like Cav was so overwhelmed by my beauty he's only saying he needs therapy, as a ploy to try to get to see me... But if I'm wrong, then Billy's my new best friend and champion!!
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You figured me out, Angela. [:I] Iv've always wanted a contortionist for a threapist. :D[}:)];)
 
Angela,

I believe many of us are still trying to figure out how MUCH of you he's already seen (in the aforementioned pictures)???




Somehow I have a hard time thinking of Angela as a therapist.
 
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