Do you have what it takes?

[dntrost]

Do you have what it takes to be a walmart greeter?


A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome
to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Heck no, they ain't
twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the heck would
you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the Greeter. "I just
couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good
day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

 

[Don Farr]

LOL

 

[hewunch]

ROFL!

 

[Verne]

Dion,
I love it!!! Just plain love it!!!!! Ain't it the truth?
Vern

 

[mrcook4570]

Good one!

 

[fiferb]

This is exactly why I'm not a Wal-Mart greeter. I'd get in too much trouble for this exact type stuff.

 

[RDH79]

Good one My moms a Walmart greeter I will have to tell her that one.

 

[Pen Maker]

I used to be a Walmarts greeter. I'm the one who saved the blonde lady on the Pony-go-round when she started to slip off the saddle. Here she was screaming, belowing, waving to beat the band. I casually walked over and un-plugged it. Even though she thanked me profusely, when she went inside to collect her quarter back. They came right out an fired me. Who'd-a-Thunk ??? I'm now the Greeter at Shop-Rite... should anybody get into trouble on the pony there.... I'm just taking BETS...

 

[TellicoTurning]

I think I just saw here at the Waly-world near me.. and now she has 3 kids. Maybe she's :alien:

 

[bitshird]

I was going to apply for one of those jobs, but I dislike that company so much, I would probably be like the Nazi that works at one near us, she doesn't wait for the alarm to go off, she searches every bodies bags.
I'm afraid I'd be like the Jeff Dunhams old man, Hi welcome to wal-mart now leave your money and get the he## out!

 

[cozee]

I'm afraid I'd be like the Jeff Dunhams old man, Hi welcome to wal-mart now leave your money and get the he## out!

WALTER!!!! Ah, but then Ach-med would walk in the door and you'd fart and he'd scream that he's gonna Keel-U and, well, it wouldn't be pretty!

 

[OldWrangler]

ROFLMAO And now I can't get up!!

For those of you who don't know Dion well. He drives a monster truck. It has all the lift kits and supersized wheels. First time he came to pick me up, we went to Woodcraft and Harbor Freight. It was nearly impossible to get either in or out of this truck. Now he comes by and we take my Suburban. Other than that, he's a good friend with a great shop and an interesting job. And he has a lot of 100 year old Bois D'Arc fence posts. Wood won't even take a nail and dull a chisel in no time.