Monty
Group Buy Coordinator
Importance of Walking
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Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $7000 per month.
[/FONT][FONT="] My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old
And we don't know where he is.
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[/FONT][FONT="] I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="] The only reason I would take up walking
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again[/FONT][FONT="].
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I have to walk early in the morning,
Before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
[/FONT][FONT="] I joined a health club last year,
Spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
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[/FONT][FONT="] Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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[/FONT][FONT="] I do have flabby thighs,
[/FONT][FONT="]But fortunately my stomach covers them.[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="] The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
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[/FONT][FONT="] If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small country.
[/FONT][FONT="] I know I got a lot of exercise
The last few years,......
Just getting over the hill.[/FONT][FONT="]
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[/FONT][FONT="] We all get heavier as we get older,
Because there's a lot more information in our
heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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