Do you belong in a mental asylum??

[Monty]

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?

 

[randyrls]

Darn! I picked bucket! Is that bed by the window taken yet?? :hypnotized:

 

[skiprat]

I used the spoon to pry out the plug cos the chain was broken and the water was too hot. Nice view from my new bedside window.....:befuddled:

 

[mredburn]

Whe visiting a patient in the ward make sure your ID badge says "VISITOR" very clearly. DAMHIKT

 

[RAdams]

I did a "Ray Mysterio" through the air, over Skiprats head, STRAIGHT into the tub full of hot water! I then started to splash Randy with said hot water.


I am normal. Everyone else is crazy!