Got these from a friend in South Africa. I changed some of the words to make one or two more international. Some are pretty good.
Monitor- keeping an eye on the BBQ
Download- get the fire wood off the pick up
Hard drive- trip back home without cold beer
Keyboard- where you hang the pick-up keys
Windows- what you shut when it's cold
Screen- what you shut in the mosquito season
Byte- what mosquitoes do
Bit- what mosquitoes did
Mega Byte- what mosquitoes at the lake do
Chip- a bar snack
Modem- what you did to the lawns
Laptop-where the cat sleeps
Software-plastic knives and forks you get at KFC
Hardware- real stainless steel knives and forks
Mouse- what eats the grain in the shed
Mouse pad- where the mouse takes the grain it does not eat
Mainframe- what holds the shed up
Web- what spiders make
Web site- the shed
Cursor- the old bloke what swears a lot
Search engine- what you do when the pick up wont start
Yahoo- what you say when the pick up goes
Upgrade- a steep hill
Server- the person at the pub what brings out the lunch
Mail Server- the bloke at the pub what brings out the lunch
User- the neighbour what keeps borrowing things
Network- when you have to fix your fishing net
Internet- complicated fish net repair method
Netscape- when fish maneuvers out of reach of net
Online- when you get the laundry hung out
Offline-when the pegs don't hold the washing up
[8D]
Monitor- keeping an eye on the BBQ
Download- get the fire wood off the pick up
Hard drive- trip back home without cold beer
Keyboard- where you hang the pick-up keys
Windows- what you shut when it's cold
Screen- what you shut in the mosquito season
Byte- what mosquitoes do
Bit- what mosquitoes did
Mega Byte- what mosquitoes at the lake do
Chip- a bar snack
Modem- what you did to the lawns
Laptop-where the cat sleeps
Software-plastic knives and forks you get at KFC
Hardware- real stainless steel knives and forks
Mouse- what eats the grain in the shed
Mouse pad- where the mouse takes the grain it does not eat
Mainframe- what holds the shed up
Web- what spiders make
Web site- the shed
Cursor- the old bloke what swears a lot
Search engine- what you do when the pick up wont start
Yahoo- what you say when the pick up goes
Upgrade- a steep hill
Server- the person at the pub what brings out the lunch
Mail Server- the bloke at the pub what brings out the lunch
User- the neighbour what keeps borrowing things
Network- when you have to fix your fishing net
Internet- complicated fish net repair method
Netscape- when fish maneuvers out of reach of net
Online- when you get the laundry hung out
Offline-when the pegs don't hold the washing up
[8D]
