Christmas Carols for all my Disturbed Friends

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OKLAHOMAN

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1. Schizophrenia -- Do I Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia -- I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid -- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, and I Don't Know Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder -- Silent Night, Holy oooh look at the froggy, can I have a cholcolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
 
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:eek: Oh, wait...:befuddled:...have you been watching...:confused: No, you don't know my secrets...

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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
 
'Honey?, Come see what Roy wrote. It's real funny!!'
'Who's Roy'
'One of my pen turning buddies'
'Oh no, you're not blogging again are you? You need to do...'
'Oh come on, won't take a minute'
'All right, all right just let me get my coffee'

Honey slurps coffee while reading over Skippy's shoulder....

SPLURT !!!

Ever rinsed your hair in coffee???

Skippy has!!!:frown:
 
skiprat said:
'Honey?, Come see what Roy wrote. It's real funny!!'
'Who's Roy'
'One of my pen turning buddies'
'Oh no, you're not blogging again are you? You need to do...'
'Oh come on, won't take a minute'
'All right, all right just let me get my coffee'

Honey slurps coffee while reading over Skippy's shoulder....

SPLURT !!!

Ever rinsed your hair in coffee???

Skippy has!!!:frown:
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Skippy, you just made a good joke even better.
 
He He, Nice Roy........

Right now my Kids are driving me crazy singing:

DING! Fries are done!...........DING! Fries are done!...........
DING! Fries are done!...........DING! Fries are done!...........

I gotta run......I gotta run......
I gotta run......I gotta run......

I work at brrger king,
flamebrioling whoppers,
I wear paper hats

Would you like an apple pie with that.......
Would you like and applepie with that.......:mad:

Maybe I should'nt have taught them that this weekend????:rolleyes:
Its not really too bad, I get to leave for work:biggrin: Mama Dont!!:eek:

Merry Christmas!!
 
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Roy here's a few more you can add to your list! :biggrin:


11. Santaclaustrophobia - The fear of too many Santa Clauses

12. Amnesia - I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

13. Depression - I'll Have a Blue Christmas With or Without You

14. Senile Dementia - Walking in a Winter Wonderland, miles and miles from my house - in my slippers and robe.
 
skiprat said:
'Honey?, Come see what Roy wrote. It's real funny!!'
'Who's Roy'
'One of my pen turning buddies'
'Oh no, you're not blogging again are you? You need to do...'
'Oh come on, won't take a minute'
'All right, all right just let me get my coffee'

Honey slurps coffee while reading over Skippy's shoulder....

SPLURT !!!

Ever rinsed your hair in coffee???

Skippy has!!!:frown:
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Skippy has hair???????????:biggrin:
 
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