Thanks Ed, thanks for noticing, it definitely is better than the alternative.
When I got to work early this morning I found black signs taped up all over the place, telling everyone how old I have gotten. There was a walker conviently positioned next to my parking space. Then everyone showed up for work in black clothes. A crowd of them gathered in a black crape paper decorated conference room and brought out a black cake with black candles. The sign on my door used to say General Manager, it has been cleaverly changed to now say Geriatric Manager.
You know what? All those jokes about growing old are not nearly as funny as they used to be.
But it is definitely better than the alternative!