I always wondered about the people that work at security, and the airlines, you can't take knitting needles, vernier calipers, you name it, but they will give you a knife and fork once the aircraft has taken off. Everytime I have flown they are still steel too.
Once I was stopped at security for having tools in my take on luggage, I informed the guy there were absolutely no tools in my luggage, he said yes there is, I asked what? He said a pair of pliers, I started to laugh, he said what is so funny, I said there is a pair of new nut crackers in the luggage but no pliers, he said they look like pliers. I told him he needed to learn more about reading X-rays then. He said so you think you know how to read x-rays, I showed him my Level II Industrial Radiography ticket, as well as my Aircraft Structures ticket, which is for doing radiographs of aircraft with either X-Ray or Radioactive Isotopes. Told him he picked the wrong guy to try and show off too. LOL. Needless to said I boarded the aircraft with the nut crackers still in the luggage, and one red faced security guard standing there.
Sheldon