pensmyth
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Husband and Wife Stores
>
>
> A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City
> , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
> instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
> store operates:>
>
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors
> and the value of the products increase as the shopper
> ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a
> particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
> but you cannot go back down except to exit the
> building!
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On
> the first floor the sign on the door reads:>
>
> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs>
>
> She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where
> the sign reads:
>
> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>
> 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
>
> So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely
> Good Looking.
>
> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
> Good Looking and Help With Housework.
>
> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'>
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:>
>
> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
> Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic
> Streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
> where the sign reads:
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There
> are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
> that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping
> at the Husband Store.
>
> PLEASE NOTE:
>
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened
> a New Wives store just across the street.
>
> The first floor has wives that love sex.
>
> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and
> like beer
>
> The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been
> visited..
>
>
> A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City
> , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
> instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
> store operates:>
>
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors
> and the value of the products increase as the shopper
> ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a
> particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
> but you cannot go back down except to exit the
> building!
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On
> the first floor the sign on the door reads:>
>
> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs>
>
> She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where
> the sign reads:
>
> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>
> 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
>
> So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely
> Good Looking.
>
> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
> Good Looking and Help With Housework.
>
> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'>
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:>
>
> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
> Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic
> Streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
> where the sign reads:
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There
> are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
> that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping
> at the Husband Store.
>
> PLEASE NOTE:
>
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened
> a New Wives store just across the street.
>
> The first floor has wives that love sex.
>
> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and
> like beer
>
> The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been
> visited..
