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Take a stroll over to the Fifth Birthday Bash Forum. I have posted the schedule of events there so people can get started on their entries in the various contests. Details on the contests will be up as soon as possible. Feel free to PM me with questions. :party::party::party:
 
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William, what is the Pen and Pen Turner Contest.

It looks like a great line up for February. Thanks to all involved in putting it together. Your hard work is appreciated.
 
wdcav1952 said:
Feel free to PM me with questions. :party::party::party:
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Cav,

Why is the sky blue??? What was before the big bang? Why is water wet? CA hot? What is the meaning of life??? Why doesn't wood grow on trees?Why is feeling free? Who is this Oscar fellow? Why do I have to wait until the afternoon to ask questions, and why are you typing in red????

What is a bump?:confused:
 
PR_Princess said:
Cav,

Why is the sky blue??? What was before the big bang? Why is water wet? CA hot? What is the meaning of life??? Why doesn't wood grow on trees?Why is feeling free? Who is this Oscar fellow? Why do I have to wait until the afternoon to ask questions, and why are you typing in red????

What is a bump?:confused:
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LMAO:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
 
VisExp said:
William, what is the Pen and Pen Turner Contest.

It looks like a great line up for February. Thanks to all involved in putting it together. Your hard work is appreciated.
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Keith, and everyone else, the Pen and Pen Turner Contest is a Match Game of sorts. There will be a number of pen photographs and either photos or names of famous(?) penturners. The task will be to match the pen with the person who turned the pen.
 
PR_Princess said:
Cav,

Why is the sky blue??? What was before the big bang? Why is water wet? CA hot? What is the meaning of life??? Why doesn't wood grow on trees?Why is feeling free? Who is this Oscar fellow? Why do I have to wait until the afternoon to ask questions, and why are you typing in red????

What is a bump?:confused:
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Dawn,

Thank you for asking. I know that you get little intellectual stimulation in your home life so I understand that you are literally
starved for knowledge. I will attempt to increase your knowledge of the world around you.

Why is the sky blue???

Because of the accidents suffered by the sky's two best friends. The dawn broke and the night fell.

What was before the big bang?

Duh!! The trigger was pulled!!

Why is water wet?

Because the stove got it hot! :devil:

Why doesn't wood grow on trees?

Trees reproduce asexually.

Why is feeling free?

It isn't. Usually we have to pay for dinner and drinks first.

Who is this Oscar fellow?

Felix's roommate. He is a sports writer who later went to medical school and became a medical examiner.

Why do I have to wait until the afternoon to ask questions, and why are you typing in red????

Two part question: You don't, you have to wait until the afternoon to get answers. Actually I'm typing in jeans and a Hawaiian shirt.

What is a bump?:confused:

The first step before boogie.

There, I hope you feel better now.
 
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Oh goody,

A man with ALL the answers, here are a few things that I'm dying to know.....



What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Is a frog's a** really watertight?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Why is it that when you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Does killing time damage eternity?

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do clowns wear really big socks?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

What is the diameter of a square?

A couple that you will enjoy William,

What's the synonym for thesaurus?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?


and finally......


Can a stupid person be a smart-a**?
 
Mudder said:
Oh goody,

A man with ALL the answers, here are a few things that I'm dying to know.....



What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Is a frog's a** really watertight?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Why is it that when you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Does killing time damage eternity?

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do clowns wear really big socks?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

What is the diameter of a square?

A couple that you will enjoy William,

What's the synonym for thesaurus?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?


and finally......


Can a stupid person be a smart-a**?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Tanqueray. As a matter of fact, it is also better than sliced bread.

Is a frog's a** really watertight?

Actually a frog has a cloaca, so the question has no relevance.

What do people in China call their good plates?

Dentures.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

No way, I haven't seen more than 5,000,000 stars!!! I'm confused, if someone tells you there is wet paint in Rome, which is somewhere, you would go all the way from Connecticut to touch it?? You need a hobby, Dude.

Why is it that when you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Two words, TIC TAC!!!!!

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

It depends how many of his personalities he is threatening to kill. It could be upgraded to mass murder.

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

No, they get Ed to COPY old signs and tape them to their signs.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Duh, don't you remember "Just Say No???????

Does killing time damage eternity?

If it does, you have one hell of a repair bill!!!

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

A truck, one of those big 18 wheel trucks.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Cave walls

Do clowns wear really big socks?

No, that is the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

They don't care; they are all busy with Shrimp and Barbies. That is a nickname that Ken hates!!!

What is the diameter of a square?

The diameter of a set is the maximum distance between any pair of points in the set. For example, the diameter of a circle is just the common notion of diameter; the diameter of a square is the diagonal length of the square.


What's the synonym for the saurus?

-saurus Definition
-saurus (sôr′əs)

Zool. lizard: used to form the scientific names of certain genera of reptiles Brontosaurus
Etymology: < Gr sauros, lizard


If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Click on that ABC thingy over the smilies. :tongue:

Can a stupid person be a smart-a**?

According to my ex-wife, yes!!


Ok, I'm done!!
 
Oh My God! I haven't laughed this hard in MONTHS.

The heck with the birthday bash - I say we ask Cav rhetorical questions for a month.
 
rjwolfe3 said:
He didn't answer the "CA hot?" question!
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Rob, I'm very surprised that you didn't recognize that supposed question as part of a pen turner memory device.

The entire poem, or whatever you would choose to call it is as follows:

CA hot,
Epoxy not.

Gorilla glue strong,
Library paste wrong.

Please commit this to memory so that you will be able to correctly choose the correct product for your pens.

That's alright, no thanks is needed.
 
Gotta hand it to you, Cav..

You're in rare form.

Corse, you coulda made each answer a new entry....... NEVER MIND!!!
 
Ooooo, Ooooo I have one more!

Since you are a dentist you have to clear this up for me.......

Can you get a cavity in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
 
Mudder said:
Ooooo, Ooooo I have one more!

Since you are a dentist you have to clear this up for me.......

Can you get a cavity in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
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Scott,

Excellent question, which is a surprise coming from you. :biggrin::wink::biggrin:

The answer is of course you can.

Real sugar causes cavities in real teeth.
Artificial sweetener causes cavities in artificial teeth.

The above posted as a public service.
 
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