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I had to pick my dreads out and this is what was left!
 

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I dont know if i want to see the cleaned up version. Just Kinding
Wish you the best of luck in Florida. Hope it helps the financial situation. Work is hard to comeby these days
 
I knew a few folks would get a kick out of this!

John, You are right, I am usually the life of the party. I do card tricks, and a couple acrobatic type tricks, and tell awesome jokes, and make stupid sounds, And THAT'S when i am SOBER! (Luckily i don't drink much!)

What is even worse is when you get me, my younger brother, and our lifelong best friend together. It is guaranteed a good time! Either side splitting fun, or nose splitting brawls every single time! I guess some people get jealous of the people having all the fun! That's cool too! We were all three raised by MARINES so the brawls usually end up turning out good for us!

All the comments are awesome! Happy Gilmore is a great movie! The caddy was a no nonsense kinda guy! A trait a admire!

What you fine folks don't realize is that THIS is my SUMMER beard! Wait till it gets cold outside... Then i will grow an actual beard instead of just a few days growth.
 
Ok, so apparently I missed your other posts and had no idea what was going on. So I found them and read them and now I know why you got rid of the dreads!
I wish you luck in Florida. Be careful down there!
 
"I got me a pen and paper and I made up my own little sign. It said thank you lord for thinking about me, I'm alive and doing fine."

Good luck Ron Hopefully you make thousands. And I'll see ya in October.
 
EBorraga said:
"I got me a pen and paper and I made up my own little sign. It said thank you lord for thinking about me, I'm alive and doing fine."

Good luck Ron Hopefully you make thousands. And I'll see ya in October.
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No man..... You will see me before October! I am going to drive home, and I am going the I-40 route so i can come through Kentucky! I really want to hang out with you, and Gary and Todd, and anyone else that wants to hang out!! Maybe get my butt kicked at some 8 ball!

It will likely be the first week of August or thereabouts. Naturally i will be on the boards with an itinerary (sp) when the time comes.
 
I hope you're ready for %7000 humidity weather. But as always let me know what the schedule is. I'm sure we can organize a chapter meeting for the "Okie from Muskogee"(sp???) I got to forwarn you, people don't wear shoes around here!!:biggrin:
 
ok, so I got the going to Florida to help out the sibling unit thing, and later I picked up on the floor coverings bit, and the flying part. But what do flying or laying carpet have to do with the new Do? Last I heard they still let Rastas on planes. Or do people not want their wall to wall shag put down by somebody who looks like they usually smoke their lunch?
 
You call that long? My last haircut was September 29, 1994. If it's not in a tail it's down to my waste. How do I recall the date? Day before I retired with 20.

Ron there are ocasional days out in the sun slaving over Honney-Do's and I 'm tempted to shave it all off. How the smoking cesation going? Any way....good luck in Florida.
 
jskeen said:
ok, so I got the going to Florida to help out the sibling unit thing, and later I picked up on the floor coverings bit, and the flying part. But what do flying or laying carpet have to do with the new Do? Last I heard they still let Rastas on planes. Or do people not want their wall to wall shag put down by somebody who looks like they usually smoke their lunch?
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Yep... It is the "Hey Dude, We are here to like..... Lay your carpet man" part that gets em every time. There is no real regulatory system for Floor Covering Installers. No Certification or anything really. There are some certs. and they are getting more organized and better training and testing, but most of the U.S. severly lacks regulation in this trade, which means any Idiot with a Knee Kicker can call himself an installer. Not to mention, I have met installers that went through Certification, and couldn't tell a row cut seam from a hole in the ground.

Because of this, most customers are very leary of any installer that even looks shady or unprofessional. It will be a challenge for me to not have to cut my hair... Lotsa pony tails and baseball hats.

Installing floors is kinda like making a pen. For some installers, It has been elevated to an Art. Every move an established step in a brilliantly violent and physical balet. Alot like turning pens, there are probably a million different "ways" to install a floor, and everyone claims their version is the right way. I just have to look decent enough to get the customer to let me start. Once the work happens, the customers always calm down rapidly. By the time i am done, I could have a 3 foot mohawk on my head, a 3 foot bong in my hand, and live in a trailer in Michigan and they wouldn't care.
 
That stereo-type kills me. "You have to look professional".."You have to be well groomed".

But you are right, people need to feel comfortable being approached by you. Some may be set back by dreads.
 
Hey Ron,Can't wait for you to get here.We might try to have a cook out.This time I will not forget to bring the coleslaw.Don't bring any palmetto bugs with you.Todd
 
LOL... The first time i ever saw a Palmetto bug was in South Carolina.. I was in Parris Island for a wedding, and it was about 10 P.M. We were at an outdor bar type place and the bugs just invaded in minutes. They were everywhere.

I thought it was pretty cool because they look like Giant Cockroaches, but the chicks didn't even mind they were there. Bugs in the hair, on the clothes.... They just kept dancing and drinking.. Pretty funny stuff.
 
Don't kid yourself, they are roaches. That is how Floridians justify the bug. Here in Texas they are called Tree Water Bugs. Buggers will stand up and fight if they feel they are threatened. Last one had red boxing gloves on. Had to use a hammer to subdue it.
 
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