Am I rich and don't know?

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phillywood

phillywood

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oN my birthday I got an amail saying I won $25ooo,ooo.oo, and today I get antoher email telling me this. I wonder if God got a sense humor through these guys to tell me sotmehting.

What do you guys think?

"""""""Notification

Wednesday, August 25, 2010 7:33 PM

From:
"zapata garcia maria gloria emilese" <oscar.arbelaez@une.net.co>
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To:
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I once again notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered
that late Engr. Jurger Krugger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left
the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars
USD$30,100.000.00 to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.
Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as
possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no
distant time.
Note: You are advise to contact me with my personal
Email: barrthomaschambers017@hotmail.com
Tel :+44-701-119-7405

I await your prompt response.
Yours in Service,
BARRISTER THOMAS THOMPSON ESQ"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

 
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Snifff.... Snifff.... I smell scam. :bulgy-eyes:

The representative of the estate would have contacted you in person for that kind of money.
 
Welcome to the club

Lets see, now all you need is the Health Minister of Kenya who wants to give you $18 million to help get 100 mil out of the country. The British Crown lottery to contact you about the 7,539,272.47 pounds that you won with the lottery ticket you didn't buy. The Duke Henley van Pellington to reach you with the wonderful news that you were randomly chosen to receive this years stipend for research into the mating habits of undersea slither worms......
 
Hey Phil, if you do get the $$$$, arn't we related :) or if were not related then you can just buy some Koa, I happen to have a piece of the worlds best curly Koa and the cost is only 30,100.000.00 + shipping :)
I am still waiting for Ed Mcman to knock on my door, aloha.

Chris "Kalai"
 
Phillip you are a lucky guy, with that 30 million, you can hire a ghost writer to write you compendium on woods for pen turners, buy a nice sized Island and set up pen making off shore, and COME VISIT ME...rent free
 
Well, If you are not on welfare, an illegal immigrant, a convicted felon, drug addict, or chronically unemployable due to gross stupidity, Then you are rich according to the Democrats! Expect your taxes to triple and your health insurance rates to go up even more any day now!
 
Smitty37 said:
Lets see, now all you need is the Health Minister of Kenya who wants to give you $18 million to help get 100 mil out of the country. The British Crown lottery to contact you about the 7,539,272.47 pounds that you won with the lottery ticket you didn't buy. The Duke Henley van Pellington to reach you with the wonderful news that you were randomly chosen to receive this years stipend for research into the mating habits of undersea slither worms......
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Smitty that's only half of what I've got the other is too wild to be repeated on line here.

trickydick said:
Phil, I wish I had important people leaving me millions. I am so jealous.

How's the back feel?
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Dick, I am fine doing much better, left you few messages to get together, but I guess you have been busy. Dick, call me when you get chance please.

Kalai said:
Hey Phil, if you do get the $$$$, aren't we related :) or if were not related then you can just buy some Koa, I happen to have a piece of the worlds best curly Koa and the cost is only 30,100.000.00 + shipping :)
I am still waiting for Ed Mcman to knock on my door, aloha.

Chris "Kalai"
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Chris, You must have missed my other post, I suggested that I buy the entire IAP folks salary and have every one turn for fun for the next 10 yrs.
Now you even gave me a better idea, buy an Island and have all 9000+ members to come and join with their family and the only occupation would be pen turning for fun and just plant our own woods from around the world.
then you and I would be closer relative than Brother and sisters.
then Koa would be of no interest to you anymore. We would have off the chart woods growing there on the island.

bitshird said:
Phillip you are a lucky guy, with that 30 million, you can hire a ghost writer to write you compendium on woods for pen turners, buy a nice sized Island and set up pen making off shore, and COME VISIT ME...rent free
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Ken, if we all live on the same Island then I am there all day not that you'd like it though.

snyiper said:
Phillip as long as you wake on this side of the dirt your wealth is limitless!!!
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Oh, Glenn, I think uncle Sam would love us for all the pens we can donate for their signature thingy.

jskeen said:
Well, If you are not on welfare, an illegal immigrant, a convicted felon, drug addict, or chronically unemployable due to gross stupidity, Then you are rich according to the Democrats! Expect your taxes to triple and your health insurance rates to go up even more any day now!
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Skip, more than likely we can have Democrat join our party which would be pen turner's, huh. I wonder what we'll do with the lady running the Tea Party?

Ligget said:
If it said ` a long lost relative has left you $20` that would be more realistic, especially from my side of the family! LOL
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I know how lucky would we be if that happened, but then how much of it will go to inheritance Taxes specially in england?
 
I think I finally figured out why God wanted me to have this money, so he doesn't have to answer any qsns. I may have when I get to see him. Since, I'd be provided down here to do as I wish. then when I see him I got nothing to ask him why for. LOL, Then he bothers to send me the money through this Heaven only knws how she look like lady that's persistant to hand me the money, right!!!!!!!!!
 
I can see that you fellers don't know how to handle this affair. If you send me $12,000 cash, I will take care of all the details and you will receive your check within 5 days tax free. Let me know when you need my address.:):):knife:
 
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