Always check your child's homework!!

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This is too funny.:biggrin:

Life Lesson# 45893 = Always check your child's homework before it gets to school!

When asked to draw a picture of what they wanted to be when they grew up, second-grader "Sarah" turned in the lovely drawing shown below. Needless to say, the teacher was a bit surprised -- Mrs. Smith had always seemed like such a conservative woman. So she sent a note home to the girl's mother asking for clarification as to the picture's meaning. (Read Mom's reply below the picture)

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(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)
Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
 
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Wow,

I didn't know you knew Dale!!!!

That's who sent that to ME last night - we must be on the same e-mail list!!

Small world.
 
Schoolwork can be hard..
 

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Once upon a time I was a high school math teacher. If only I had a dime for every time I saw the above solution to 'find x'...

Once a student responded to 'describe a point' - "raise your arm and extend your finger"
 
Great one! That reminds me of taking my then 3-year-old daughter to the video store on a Friday evening. We were looking at the new releases and there was a door directly behind the display leading to the "Adult" room. My daughter loudly asked in an excited voice, "Daddy, can we get some more girlie* movies?!"




*Girlie movies to her were Teddy Ruxpin, Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears.
 
In my junior year of high school Spanish I got stumped on a vocabulary test, so I improvised:

Puesto...... what a Spanish magician says.

I quit Spanish the next semester.
 
Schoolwork can be hard..
I like the first one,
mrcook here they don't teach Trig unless the student takes advanced math, sure was fun teaching 18-30 year old students in Machine tool Technology in Tennessee what used to be if memory serves me 6th or 7th grade math in Las Vegas NV. times have certainly changed.
 
I agree Ed, Nice save by the mom.

When I first seen the picture I was thinking times must be getting real hard for one of us.
 
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