A Little Humor and Why I Trashed a Nice Pen

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Gagler

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I know, unless there is a photo it didn't happen. However, after reading this I think you'll understand why there isn't a photo! I see the humor in this, and hopefully someone else will need a laugh - has this ever happened to you?

I had previously bought some curly maple pen blanks a guy had on another woodworking site as scrap wood for basically the cost of postage to get it here. I turned a really good looking pen from it over the weekend, and this CA glue / boiled linseed oil finish I’ve been failing on more than I have been succeeding worked out with a great shine. I went to a meeting at a vendor's office yesterday, and I had the pen clipped to the inside of my button-down shirt, right next to the button, as it didn’t have a pocket. There I stood, right in front of the urinal, and watched it plop clip-first right into the pool of, well, liquid.

After cursing, I figured it was a lost cause, washed my hands, and left the pen where it was soaking.

About an hour and a half later, I came back to the same bathroom, and there was the pen but now sitting right next to the sink. I don’t know how someone fished it out of there. I thought about saving it, or leaving it there for someone to claim as it used to be a nice pen, but I thought better of it â€" what if someone is like me, and absent-mindedly puts the clip portion in their mouth while contemplating life? And not knowing where that end had last taken a bath?

I grabbed a paper towel, and threw it in the garbage.

I just hope I can resurrect the same finishing technique on the other 8 or so curly maple blanks. I'm going to miss that pen. [:p]
 
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I can see the cleaning guy finding that pen in the urinal and thinking to himself, "That's a good looking pen. I'll bet that the owner will be back looking for it. I'll just set it up here on the sink so that he don't have to reach in the urinal....Maybe, he won't come back and I'll have me a new pen."
 
It's a funny story. Urine is sanitary. I would have stuck a couple fingers in there and pulled it out, rinsed it off and took it home for a more thorough cleaning and drying. Yuck..well yes, but is it any more yuck than shaking a persons hand? Where has that been???
 
I've worked in fire and rescue since 1974. I'd have washed it, taken it home and sanitized it, then forgotten about it's 'sordid' past.
I've contacted more bodily fluids and parts than I'd care to think about in the past 30+ years, and I guess a few more won 't kill me.
Urine is sterile.
And I don't routinely shake hands anymore. Lots of people think I'm rude I suppose. I usually laugh and tell them they don't know where MY hand has been or give a convenient cough and tell them I don't want to share my germs...
Bleach ( 1:10 in water) will kill almost anything- apply and let it dry. Heat will kill what bleach won't. Anything else, I guess we're already dying from.
and thanks for not posting a photo!! [:0]
 
Originally posted by fyrcaptn

I've worked in fire and rescue since 1974. I'd have washed it, taken it home and sanitized it, then forgotten about it's 'sordid' past.
I've contacted more bodily fluids and parts than I'd care to think about in the past 30+ years, and I guess a few more won 't kill me.
Urine is sterile.

I took a military survival course about 30 years ago. The instructor told us. "Where ever you go, whatever you do, you always have a pint and a half canteen of water with you at all times!"

He had to explain it to one guy... [xx(]

PS. I didn't get that desperate on my course...
 
Originally posted by Wolfdancer

Well Michael you know what they say. Its better to be pissed off then pissed on. :D:D:D:(

No.....that's what we used to say in K-9. When we were out with our dogs......you had to watch some of those tricky pooches!!!! "Better pissed off than pissed on!" There were more than one occassion that a dog handler wasn't paying attention to what his dog was doing, only to feel something wet on his leg.....his dog thought...."well, there's no fire hydrant so this cylinder shaped green thing should work just fine!"
 
I'd have snatched it out, washed it & my hands (with soap) wrapped in a paper towel, sanitized it at home and never told a soul. Maybe that's because I can't do a BLO/CA finish with any regularity yet either. [:p]:)
 
Originally posted by workinforwood

It's a funny story. Urine is sanitary. I would have stuck a couple fingers in there and pulled it out, rinsed it off and took it home for a more thorough cleaning and drying. Yuck..well yes, but is it any more yuck than shaking a persons hand? Where has that been???


Hey, y'all, make sure y'all don't pair me up with him for the Pen in the Hat thing in the future...[xx(]







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Originally posted by reddwil

I thought the 5 second rule applied to everything that was dropped[}:)]

I did think of the five second rule....but it took me about 15 seconds to get there, and by that time shall I say it was "water under the bridge."

I laughed out loud at some of these comments....I'm glad someone else saw the humor in it!
 
Sorry for your hard work Michael...but I did get a laugh out of that, as just last night on the tube there was a guy talking about drinking his own urine for medicinal puposes. LOL![xx(][xx(]
 
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