Just FIVE heavy hitters????

So, I have been informed that the five MEN who have submitted pens in the "Freestyle Pen Contest"
http://www.penturners.org/forum/showthread.php?p=808843#post808843

are looking for more entries.

This is a multi-faceted contest, as DaVinci has constructed it!!!

First you must enter a pen - go look, there's some pretty good metal there.

Once you have entered a pen, however, you are also fair game for the "smack down" contest. Yeah, that's right, somewhere where Boys can be Boys without catching crud from the over-moderate!!!

Now, you can't WIN the "smack down" unless you submit a pen. But you CAN observe the fun - NO CHARGE!!!

But the 5 heavy hitters are looking for new ENTRIES, so they can tell you it looks like POOP - hey Curtis, have you considered entering your pen in TWO contests??? Maybe YOU could get in the mood, too!!!!!

So, run right over and submit a pen and start thinking of new ways to say "Skiprat's ol' lady" or "Skippy's an ol lady" or whatever else you might like to say - he's been spewing them British sayings over there.

So, who will be the next 'HEAVY hitter"????

Or does our great pen turning site REALLY only have FIVE GUYS that can compete for the best "Freestyle" pen??

Not an Aussie in the group, did you notice that??? I know they been enduring some fires, you'd think THEY could TAKE THE HEAT!!!

Guess this is just too nice a forum where no one wants to argue or flame anyone.

Where are the flamers when we really need them?

I personally would love to enter this one, however two things keep me from it -
. . . February is cold and it is hard to make a decent finish in cold months without some kind of heat;
. . . and this year in Feb, I have family from US visiting for 10 days and 10 days of company people that we have been hosting.

No time for nuthin, even if we do have a warm day. I am green with envy on this contest.

leehljp said:

I personally would love to enter this one, however two things keep me from it -
. . . February is cold and it is hard to make a decent finish in cold months without some kind of heat;
. . . and this year in Feb, I have family from US visiting for 10 days and 10 days of company people that we have been hosting.

No time for nuthin, even if we do have a warm day. I am green with envy on this contest.

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Hank:

Maybe you can get Ben to add a quick category for "best feeble excuse from a member in Japan!"

You'd be in the running.

Now there are SEVEN!!!!

Three from VIRGINNY,

ZERO FROM TEXAS - ALL talk, but can't even make a pen to QUALIFY to talk????

ZERO FROM CALIFORNY - You'd think a jalapeno pen!

NO CANUCKS!!! NOT EVEN a LOONEY Tooney.

Found an Aussie with "game", he's trying to defend the world with help from some nutty Brit.

Go on over and ENTER!!! THIS IS A PEN-TURNING SITE, I'VE BEEN TOLD!!!

Hank, no need to worry about a finish. Have you seen the entries ?

Personal foul!!!

OKLAHOMAN said:

Hank, no need to worry about a finish. Have you seen the entries ?

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Smack talk "out of bounds"!!

Belongs in the PEN thread.

The Virginian people are all using blanks created by me !!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA ...it's the only way to win.

workinforwood said:

The Virginian people are all using blanks created by me !!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA ...it's the only way to win.

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